[OneVike]

I found this surfing around the web, and thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Well, unless someone takes offense to the it making fun of Southerners, but the author states he is from the South, so I guess it should be OK.

[gorush]

Nailed me perfectly, coincidental or otherwise.

[Westbrook]

I’m gonna channel Redd Foxx on this one.

“What’s mah sign? The DOLLAH sign!”

[null and void]

The Duke boys are just actors? Who says???

[Gay State Conservative]

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I take offense! I am bald but only because I grew so fast that I grew right up through my hair!

Besides, anyone who teases me about my bald head is only jealous because he knows that my body produces a lot more testosterone than his does!

[HangnJudge]

I Like it...

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18:
You’re a Southern gentleman.
Older and set in your ways.
You appreciate a good mint julep
and resemble Colonel Sanders.
Cotton is not coming back
and neither are steamboats.
Southern hospitality will not be dead until you are.

[PistolPaknMama]

Southerners are best at making fun of their ownself! The rest of the country could take a lesson from us. My sign is dead end, but rest assured I never voted for Nader!

[cloudmountain]

They are ALL nonsense.

[Conservative4Ever]

Cute....but what if you're a Yankee gal? All bets are off? :))