[Salamander]

Wow.

I get home from a nice ride to town, only to find *this* ssssssillinesssssssssssss awaiting me?

:D

Dunno what to say about the dead dude.

Hots are dangerous?

Don't tempt God?

I'll stick to my boring old constrictors, thanks.

[Slings and Arrows]

Even the boa seems to be thinking “What a dumb@ss!”