Yeah, as if.
Posted on 02/14/2014 12:38:20 PM PST by Sir Napsalot
It’s Valentine’s Day – and that means it’s time to get a gift for your special someone. What is she looking for? Traditional flowers and chocolates are passé; a nice dinner seems hackneyed. Here are some suggestions from those in the cultural/political world for what women really want for Valentine’s Day:
[Warnings: some of these are real horrible doozies.]
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What do men and women really want? Studies show that women want jewelry (35 percent), flowers (24 percent), or a card (10 percent). Men, predictably, want sex (44 percent). Unless they want a video game (14 percent).
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Art supplies.
Or books.
Or software.
We do very little for holidays but splurge on Cruises when we see fit so boho on them
Yeah, as if.
Those are just sick!
Membership to Weight Watchers could land you in the hospital.
Please. These VT teddy bear things make me laugh anyway, much less with a giant bear. Imagine this is your idea every year? Who has room for that? Even the regular bears just take up space, year after year! Then there is their Pajamagram silliness.
Would be real romantic, if the what they wear are reversed!
Well, once in a while, at least.
Power tools work. So do - Guns. Ammo. Knives. Camping gear. Flashlights. Generators. Chainsaws. Car parts. Historic military items. Sunglasses. Flamethrowers. BBQ. Boots. Tattoos. He-man shirts. Boats Fishing gear. Hunting gear. Locomotives. etc.
St. Valentine’s Day is becoming a huge commercial holiday. Seems it’s beginning to rival Halloween.
>>> .... Flamethrowers. ......
Calvin? Is that you?
And what about the guy?
I am not just wearing briefs to bed. Ever!
All the flowers and candy for one day are just hoopla. I’d rather use the money spent on the electric bill. Show me you love me every day by picking your socks off the floor and I’m good.
Tried it...
Hated it...
really bad valentine’s day gifts for women:
1. hydroxycut
2. treadmill
3. fat pants
4. mustache wax
5. gym membership
6. several tins of altoids
7. deodorant
8. new laundry basket
9. cookbook
10. card with mistress’ name in it
11. eating bib
she may be into furries.
I made my wife a vanilla cake with peanut butter frosting, and my son and I are getting ready to make some cards.
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