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Lago Vista charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face
KLJB Radio ^ | 2/13/2014 | Carol Nelson

Posted on 02/13/2014 12:13:12 PM PST by Arrowhead1952

Lago Vista [PD detective] charged with misdemeanor for kicking, flatulating in co-workers face

Carol Nelson

2/13/2014

A Lago Vista Police Detective is in trouble after assaulting one of his co-workers while at work. An affidavit says 45 year old Detective Lawrence M. Jonap hit a co-worker in the back December 10th with such force the co-worker fell forward, then later had to seek treatment because of pain.

The next day, Detective is accused of approaching the victim at his desk, hitting him in the head, shaking his chair and asking 'how's your back'? Jonap then proceeded to flatulate in the victim's face.

The Detective denied the allegations, but a witness corroborated both incidents. He is charged with 'assault with injury', a class A misdemeanor.

See affidavit and arrest warrant here.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dummie; fart

1 posted on 02/13/2014 12:13:12 PM PST by Arrowhead1952
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To: txhurl

See affidavit and arrest warrant here.

http://www.newsradioklbj.com/Other/image4466.pdf

From the “you can’t make this stuff up” news.


2 posted on 02/13/2014 12:14:37 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Hey, Buddy!

Looks like you’re having some fun on your side of the lake—bed.


3 posted on 02/13/2014 12:17:13 PM PST by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: basil

LOL. I heard that on KLBJ at the start of the Todd and Don show and thought it would add some humor to the day. Sure is better weather.


4 posted on 02/13/2014 12:21:13 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I was just farting around!


5 posted on 02/13/2014 12:24:18 PM PST by mad puppy (E PLURIBUS UNUM)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Maybe the guy’s French. That’s how they greet you in France.


6 posted on 02/13/2014 12:24:49 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Arrowhead1952

I wonder if this could be made into a movie? Such a movie, if a comedy, would be “a gas!”


7 posted on 02/13/2014 12:28:22 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: All

Lago Vista is suburban Austin ,Texas-—— Travis County. Austin is our edition of San Francisco so this dumbass fits right in.


8 posted on 02/13/2014 12:40:55 PM PST by Rockpile
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To: Arrowhead1952

9 posted on 02/13/2014 12:42:24 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I had a run in with Jonap in Lago. He is a first-class dbag. The kind of small-town cop that give small-town cops a bad name. It is good to see that Karma is on the job.


10 posted on 02/13/2014 12:56:27 PM PST by Deek
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To: Arrowhead1952

Sounds like a real anus-pit.


11 posted on 02/13/2014 1:01:29 PM PST by rusty schucklefurd
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To: Arrowhead1952

Ha, this man used to do that to his coworkers, but he suffered an ignoble exit.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Former-Qualcomm-Employee-Faces-Child-Porn-Charges-164356546.html


12 posted on 02/13/2014 1:15:00 PM PST by Usagi_yo (Standardization is an Evolutionary dead end.)
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To: JRios1968

Pujol also owned a very popular bakery in Paris. Somehow, the thought of buying his goods would have put me off.


13 posted on 02/13/2014 5:42:42 PM PST by driftless2
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