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Worst Police Sketch Ever: TX Cops Release Sketch of Robbery Suspect ...Looks Like a Bad Cartoon
The Daily Mail ^ | 21 January 2014 | Sara Malm

Posted on 01/21/2014 7:27:29 PM PST by DogByte6RER

Is this the worst police sketch ever? Police release likeness of armed robbery suspect that looks more like a CARTOON than a person

• Texas police release 'cartoon' e-fit sketch of suspected robber

• The person on the sketch lacks lips, irises and even eyebrows

• It depicts a suspect in an armed robbery which took place last week

• A man held two women at knife point in Lamar County, Paris

Police in Texas have released a sketch of a suspected robber, but unless they are looking for Morph, they might struggle to locate him.

The e-fit was sent out by Lamar County Sheriff’s Department after two women were robbed at knife point in Paris, Texas last Thursday.

However, the poorly drawn composite sketch looks more like a cartoon character than a human being.

The e-fit sketch released by Lamar County Sheriff;s Dept. in search of a supect in an armed robbery. photo article-0-1AD7C44B00000578-15_634x484_zpsc764846c.jpg

The man depicted in the sketch allegedly robbed the two women around 11am on Thursday as they approached a house in East Post Oak Community in Lamar County, Paris.

The man, described as 6ft tall with short black hair, a round face and tattoos on his arms and neck threatened the women with a knife, demanding money.

When given when he wanted, the man fled on foot, Lamar County Sheriff’s Department told eParisExtra.

The sheriff’s department stresses that the sketch is ‘not a true depiction of the suspect, only a likeness,’ the website said.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cartoon; cops; crappyart; everyonesacriticlol; leo; police; sketchartist; texas
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1 posted on 01/21/2014 7:27:29 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Person of interest:


2 posted on 01/21/2014 7:29:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: DogByte6RER
This artist is even a worse police sketch artist than Peter Griffin.
3 posted on 01/21/2014 7:32:01 PM PST by Maceman
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To: DogByte6RER

It is not too bad for an amateur. Obviously, the person is not an artist. Maybe a tight budget at the PD and they asked someone who claimed that they could draw compose the picture?


4 posted on 01/21/2014 7:33:09 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (NRA)
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To: DogByte6RER
I always think of this when I see that...just classic...


5 posted on 01/21/2014 7:34:37 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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6 posted on 01/21/2014 7:34:59 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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looks to me.....like a failed CHIA HEAD!!


7 posted on 01/21/2014 7:39:17 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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To: DogByte6RER

wow


8 posted on 01/21/2014 7:39:25 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: MeshugeMikey

You beat me to it. but I had a picture.


10 posted on 01/21/2014 7:40:36 PM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: rlmorel

Thanks.

You saved me from posting it!


11 posted on 01/21/2014 7:41:37 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: DannyTN

it appears that photobucket...substituted one of their over bandwidth messages...


12 posted on 01/21/2014 7:43:01 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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To: Vince Ferrer
This is the ONLY police sketch i want to see...


13 posted on 01/21/2014 7:43:04 PM PST by MaskedMan
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To: DogByte6RER

Fat Obama.


14 posted on 01/21/2014 7:43:58 PM PST by mindburglar (Karl Rove will call Ted Cruz a "white hispanic".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

OMG - that is so bad. ROTFL

Actually that drawing could be quite accurate. Without a picture of the perp you really can’t tell.


15 posted on 01/21/2014 7:44:06 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: DogByte6RER

Looks like something I drew in 6th grade Art class.


16 posted on 01/21/2014 7:44:13 PM PST by Stonewall Jackson (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: DannyTN
the thumbnail is still accessible however...if this is the right drawing


17 posted on 01/21/2014 7:45:08 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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To: DogByte6RER

I know that guy. He is an aspiring rapper and his name is Pee Diddly Squat.


18 posted on 01/21/2014 7:46:03 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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To: MaskedMan

The ears are too small


19 posted on 01/21/2014 7:48:12 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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To: DogByte6RER

If Obama had a son!


20 posted on 01/21/2014 7:48:26 PM PST by cquiggy
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