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Naked Woman Wearing Angel Wings Is Busted (with photo)
The Smoking Gun ^
| 1/15/14
Posted on 01/15/2014 10:05:08 AM PST by null and void
Police collar birthday girl, 47, promenading in her birthday suit
JANUARY 15--A naked woman wearing a pair of angel wings was arrested early yesterday after police spotted her walking on an Arkansas street.
Christine Lawrence, 47, was busted for indecent exposure after a pair of Mountain Home Police Department officers responded to a 3:20 AM call about “a female walking down the middle of the road with nothing on besides angel wings,” according to a police report.
When one patrolman sought to speak with Lawrence, she fled into her nearby Circle Drive residence. As Lawrence was subsequently being arrested, she struggled with police, leading to an additional charge of resisting arrest.
The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.
Seen in the above mug shot, Lawrence was booked into the Baxter County jail on the two misdemeanor charges. She remains locked up in lieu of $790, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: christinelawrence; guilty; indecentexposure; ugh
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You were warned.
To: null and void
We definitely need to legalize drugs.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:06:36 AM PST
by
ifinnegan
To: null and void
Where can one buy brain bleach?
/johnny
To: null and void
Do not attempt this at home!
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:11:05 AM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: null and void
Good nekkid and bad nekkid. This was bad nekkid.
To: central_va
Proving you can play in the big leagues with the proper uniform.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:15:27 AM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
To: JRandomFreeper
I'm out of brain bleach, but you're welcome to my grater when I'm done with it...
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:16:09 AM PST
by
null and void
(We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
To: null and void
Bieber has been a tremendous influence.
To: null and void
She remains locked up in lieu of $790, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance. Well there's another drain on the taxpayer... locking up a middleaged nudist for 3 weeks for misdemeanor crazy and what amounts to excessive bail instead of releasing her on her own recog. Are they afraid she'll fly away?
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:18:52 AM PST
by
Valpal1
(If the police can t solve a problem with violence, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
To: null and void
Indecent exposure is the operative term.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:19:51 AM PST
by
Howie66
(Molon Labe, Traitors!)
To: humblegunner
Put on this Earth to make music and hurl eggs, says he.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:20:31 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: null and void; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:24:12 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: null and void
Gee, I didn’t know angel wings were illegal.
;^)
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:25:09 AM PST
by
Bullish
(America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
To: null and void
I wonder how much taxpayer money was spent to secure that $790 and keep the town from seeing her lady bits?
Must not have a dog - at least there's no mention of shooting one.
To: Valpal1; GeronL
Well there's another drain on the taxpayer... locking up a middleaged nudist for 3 weeks for misdemeanor crazy and what amounts to excessive bail instead of releasing her on her own recog. Are they afraid she'll fly away?Flew the coop!
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:25:43 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: Bullish
Gee, I didn’t know angel wings were illegal. Transcpecies are permitted to have wings but they must be applied by a medical professional.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:26:41 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: null and void
You may not be an angel
‘Cause angels are so few
But until the day that one comes along
I’ll string along with you
Or not.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:26:57 AM PST
by
DManA
To: central_va
"Do not attempt this at home!: True dat...
OR...
at the very least wait until Mrs. Dawgg is out of town...
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:27:07 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: null and void
She was desperate to meet Bill Clinton and...
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:29:29 AM PST
by
OrangeHoof
(2001-2008: "Dissent Is Patriotism!" 2009-2016: "Dissent Is Racism!")
To: JRandomFreeper
This brain cleaning calls for a wire brush and Lava soap.
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posted on
01/15/2014 10:29:46 AM PST
by
Noumenon
(Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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