[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wife and I escorted the census taker off our property three years ago. He walked past two No Trespassing signs and a locked gate to get to our place.

We called the sheriff and filed a complaint, including the guy's license plate #.
The f’er didn't return.

[Cyber Liberty]

Don’t know if that will work for me. Locals are corrupt to the core and are just as likely to arrest me.