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To: JRandomFreeper

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. ‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails.

Then she yells, ‘Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..........

One button at a time.........

No one moves................

He removes his shirt..............

Muscles ripple across his chest.........

She gasps....................

He whispers.................

‘Iron this... then get me a beer.’


6 posted on 12/29/2013 6:12:27 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: gorush
LOL!

/johnny

8 posted on 12/29/2013 6:15:01 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gorush
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15 posted on 12/29/2013 6:21:29 PM PST by Edward Teach
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To: gorush

Classic joke. I remember reading one editorial by a local feminazi in our paper who suggested men who repeat it should be fired from their jobs.


29 posted on 12/29/2013 7:03:32 PM PST by ReformationFan
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