I thought the Shroud of Turn was debunked when its Carbon-14 date of manufacture was put at about 1200CE, a classic time for pious frauds.
I suppose you can pin your hopes on the Veil of Veronica (putatively a cloth on which Jesus wiped his face and left a magical image).
Well, excuse me. I don't follow the "pious fraud" trade all that closely.
Nonetheless, I note you selected this one tangential observation for comment while avoiding the enormous body of evidence represented by the Holy Bible.
You asked what I took to be an honest question: Who would win, I wonder in an evidence showdown? Bigfoot or Jesus?
I offered an answer. Evidently, you don't like it.
Which is OK by me; I'm not looking for an ecclesiastical argument.