Lured in with the promise of endless kinky sex and instead saddled with one household chore after the other. Are they sure they didn't marry her?
Posted on 09/25/2013 12:23:19 PM PDT by Theoria
Several sadomasochists eagerly responded to an advert posted by an Austrian woman farmer seeking clients. But they didn't get the punishment they had hoped for. Instead, they found themselves doing farm labor in fetish gear, while paying for the privilege.
To sadomasochists keen on fresh air and the country life, it must have seemed like a dream come true. A 35-year-old woman advertizing herself as a dominatrix promised strict discipline to paying clients on her farm in the northeast of Austria.
Some 15 men responded to the advert posted in the Internet, and two or three took up the offer. "They didn't get what they bargained for," a spokesman for the Lower Austria police told SPIEGEL ONLINE, confirming reports in the Austrian media in recent days.
Instead of savoring the sweet pleasure of pain, the men found themselves consigned to farm labor such as chopping wood in the nude and mowing the lawn while wearing black fetish masks on the farm near the town of St Pölten. In effect, they were paying for the privilege of doing farm work.
Duped
"They had these clothes one wears in such circles, leather and plastic clothes and masks," said the spokesman.
It is unclear how much they paid their mistress. After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.
(Excerpt) Read more at spiegel.de ...
Another phenomenal “can’t make this stuff up” story.
D’oh!!
The guys must be hardcore Democrats!
This woman is quite clever. I predict there will be no sustainable criminal charges against her.
These men willingly paid her to abuse them and she abused them. Where’s the crime?
And it took them a week to figure this out? I guess you have to give them credit for being slightly more intelligent than the average Obama voter. They still haven't figured it out after five years.
They wanted punishment, they got punishment,
Sorry, fellas.
Cue up Spinal Tap’s “Sex Farm”
Seriously! A week! Unreal!
And I thought those guys wouldn't work without being in a Union!
Me too. Funny story.
And it only took them a week to figure out that they have been duped.
A sadist and a masochist are returning home from a night on the town. As they’re driving home, the masochist asks, “So, are you gong to take me back to your place and tie me up and beat me now?”
The sadist replies, “No.”
And it took them a week to figure this out?
At first they were enjoying it too much to stop.
I eagerly invited her into my car. I asked, "How much?"
She said, "One hundred dollars, and I will do anything you ask me."
Breathlessly, I agreed, and sped to my house, where I gave her a ladder, a paintbrush, and 30 gallons of outdoor latex gloss white. "Paint my house," I murmured sexily, trembling at the thought.
They can leave if they say the safe word “Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen”
From EuroTrip
After a WEEK they realized they’d been duped? OK...
They learned the true definition of slave.
The yoke's on them!
This routine is from a Dan Akroyd movie! (I’d mention the actress involved who said it but I wouldn’t want to turn anyone’s stomache)
Lured in with the promise of endless kinky sex and instead saddled with one household chore after the other. Are they sure they didn't marry her?
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