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Don't mess with the moose
1 posted on 08/01/2013 7:51:47 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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Hi! You’re back! I hope all is well with you now.


2 posted on 08/01/2013 7:53:13 PM PDT by Jemian
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

A Møøse once bit my sister...


3 posted on 08/01/2013 7:53:19 PM PDT by Edward Teach
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To: SWAMPSNIPER; a fool in paradise

However, he wasn’t available for comment, or to pass along the lessons. Funeral next Tuesday.


4 posted on 08/01/2013 7:54:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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LOL—The moose is like, “Dude, I know you’re there, stop trying to sneak up on me. Dude, I’m warning you. Dude, hammer time.”


5 posted on 08/01/2013 7:59:14 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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What is it about Scandavian languages that make them all sound like doofuses?


6 posted on 08/01/2013 8:02:00 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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Moose bites can be very nasty.


7 posted on 08/01/2013 8:03:15 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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Pert near had us anuthern, but thisn'll do.


8 posted on 08/01/2013 8:03:22 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Welcome back!!!! The Norwegian dialog loosely translates to ...here, hold ma beer. I thought moose were indigenous to north America. Learn something new each day.
10 posted on 08/01/2013 8:07:34 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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Yeah, but did he get the shot?

Welcome back

12 posted on 08/01/2013 8:12:31 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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Always set your beebers to stuned when approaching a wild møøse. At the least, you should do so for your sister’s sake.


15 posted on 08/01/2013 8:14:31 PM PDT by Rodamala
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Could have been worse...

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17 posted on 08/01/2013 8:25:38 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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I have a lot of video of moose, mostly taken in and around Yellowstone park. My spouse loves them so we seek them out. The closest I’ve been to one was probably about twenty feet, but I was not moving and he was slowly grazing on flowers coming in my direction. I could zoom right up his nose. A ranger finally advised me to back off. It was right out in front of Lake Lodge in YNP. They can sprint really fast.


18 posted on 08/01/2013 8:31:31 PM PDT by Second Amendment First
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What a stupid man. I think the moose was very patient.


19 posted on 08/01/2013 8:43:07 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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I went white water rafting up in Maine a while back, and it was pretty far up. At one point I remember being on the bus that was taking us back, seemed we went down logging roads for a long time.

As we approached the area we started, there was a huge bull moose with an enormous rack standing right on the side of the road, as we passed. Not ten feet from that moose, a guy was taking pictures of the thing.

Unbelievable.

I remember someone hissing at the guy through a window as we passed “Get the f**k away from that animal, you stupid s**t!”

The moose was just chewing placidly, but it’s beady eyes were fixed on the guy. He had no idea how dangerous is was to be close to that moose, even if it might have seemed calmed and detached.

The shoulder of that moose was a good foot or two higher than the guy’s head, that was how huge it was. Apparently, if you get them during rutting season, they can be extremely unpredictable.


21 posted on 08/01/2013 8:44:47 PM PDT by rlmorel (Silence: The New Hate Speech)
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and this was a calf, to boot. Lucky Momma wasn't around.

I once followed a big, black bull moose - big as a pickup truck - into the woods, snapping pics as I went, thru the pucker-brush, berry brambles etc ... Every few yards, as I got closer, he'd look over is shoulder at me and then resume his path. Then he turned around and stared at me.

I got the message and got outta there -

Another time, I spotted a moose coming out of the woods to feed in the water - I went to a road that backed up the woods on the other side and started trekking down to the pond through the woods - then I remembered that moose has the habit of backtracking to see if they are being followed. I decided to go back to my car.

And last year, my nieces little American Eskimo dog was stomped to death by a moose in Idaho.

They really aren't to be messed with.

27 posted on 08/02/2013 12:36:50 AM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does - by their fruits)
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