If Weiner had a normal marriage where political considerations didn’t come into account, he’d be skating on thin ice already…
You’d think that ‘Death’ would go with an enforcer though. Selanne?
Salacious Grin would have been my choice for him. He defines Finnish babe. But I’m a girl so I can say that...
Slate.com, which has the name generator, prob doesn’t know from hockey!