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3 posted on 07/21/2013 3:18:57 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

excellent list save some Texasisms.....which I will pen directly


11 posted on 07/21/2013 3:33:23 PM PDT by advertising guy (.......... when Helen Thomas died........ Satan smiled and holler'd.....MaMa !!!)
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To: MagUSNRET

That’s funny, and the best chuckle I’ve had in days. Thanks, Mags!

You can retire to Pennsyl-tucky where...
1)Pittsburgh is in the west, Philadelphia is in the east and Alabama is in the middle.
2)...
3)...
4)...

(I’m having a brainfart on the last 3)


14 posted on 07/21/2013 3:35:18 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: MagUSNRET

I remember a few of them:

You can retire to Pennsyl-tucky where...
1) Pittsburgh is in the west, Philadelphia is in the east and Alabama is in the middle.
2) Scrapple, hominy grits and shoe-fly-pie are considered delicacies.
3) All the waitresses call you, “Hon”.
4) 3/4 of the state shuts down for 5-7 days during spring Deer Hunting Season.


23 posted on 07/21/2013 3:49:55 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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