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Stop, Drop, and Cower
Self ^ | 17 Jul 13 | Me

Posted on 07/17/2013 7:32:24 PM PDT by OneWingedShark

Earlier today while discussing why the Federal Government would want to pursue a "duty to retreat" in self defense cases a fellow FReeper responded: Stop, Drop, and Cower.

This gave me the idea for this handy brochure illustrating how to behave in an encounter with a government agent and is written from a low-level, bureaucratic-peon's viewpoint.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cleverfreepers; corruption; satire; stopdropandcower; tsa; tyranny; vanity
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Get the brochure, in PDF, here.

Please comment.

1 posted on 07/17/2013 7:32:24 PM PDT by OneWingedShark
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To: OneWingedShark

Bookmarked


2 posted on 07/17/2013 7:36:08 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: OneWingedShark

I think it is good satire. Maybe a little too much “over the top”. You could change that by making it more factual, not “explaining” the attitude, but merely commanding it.


3 posted on 07/17/2013 7:36:34 PM PDT by marktwain (The MSM must die for the Republic to live. Long live the new media!)
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To: OneWingedShark

Whites, you’d better understand. It is now open season on you.


4 posted on 07/17/2013 7:36:51 PM PDT by x1stcav (Whites, you'd better understand. It is now open season on you.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Nice.

Though you focus just on government agents; given the GZ case, the brochure should equally admonish cowering from violent criminals.


5 posted on 07/17/2013 7:38:06 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Holderized

Anything you say or don’t say will be used against you in a secret court above the law.


6 posted on 07/17/2013 7:41:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek
Holderized
Anything you say or don’t say will be used against you in a secret court above the law.

Oh, ouch / I like.

7 posted on 07/17/2013 7:43:18 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Did you file the appropriate application, in triplicate?

;-)


8 posted on 07/17/2013 7:48:50 PM PDT by John Galt's cousin (WTF? We couldn't rescue four men in Benghazi? Is our military IMPOTENT? ( /s ))
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To: marktwain
I think it is good satire. Maybe a little too much “over the top”. You could change that by making it more factual, not “explaining” the attitude, but merely commanding it.

Thank you. I was going to go for a more factually supported brochure perhaps including things like the Costco shooting, Ruby Ridge, Waco; various law cases, etc… but then it just got too fun to devolve into over the top. :D

But merely commanding versus explaining; I kind of like that idea.

9 posted on 07/17/2013 7:48:55 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: John Galt's cousin
Did you file the appropriate application, in triplicate?

I don't recall. / What difference does it make?

10 posted on 07/17/2013 7:52:25 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I seem to recall you working for a gov-agency; thought you might like to give this a look.


11 posted on 07/17/2013 7:53:26 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: GeronL; Vendome; JRandomFreeper; butterdezillion; Travis McGee; Gilbo_3; sickoflibs; ...

Thought you guys might enjoy this.


12 posted on 07/17/2013 7:54:52 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

I’ll have to wait until I’m on an actual computer to see it, but the idea sounds great.


13 posted on 07/17/2013 7:57:23 PM PDT by Excellence (All your database are belong to us.)
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To: ctdonath2
Nice.
Though you focus just on government agents; given the GZ case, the brochure should equally admonish cowering from violent criminals.

You do have a point; but by focusing on government I could really go over the top in the COWER section; granted it wouldn't be blasphemous then, but it would lose that aspect of how government authorities have come to view themselves.

14 posted on 07/17/2013 7:57:58 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”

Posted many times before, but, may need to be part of anyone’s contingency planning.

I think it dove-tails nicely with your pdf.


15 posted on 07/17/2013 8:07:27 PM PDT by x1stcav (Whites, you'd better understand. It is now open season on you.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Is there a way to see it without registering?

Not that I’m paranoid...


16 posted on 07/17/2013 8:28:00 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void
Is there a way to see it without registering?

The privacy policy is set to:

Anyone with the link
Anyone who has the link can access. No sign-in required.
So you shouldn't need to register… if it's giving you trouble freepmail me an e-mail address for you and I'll send you a copy.
17 posted on 07/17/2013 8:33:32 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Hmmmm? I just get a gray screen with a toolbar across the top.

On the left top it says Stop, Drop, and Cower.pdf
under that File Edit View Help

On the right a half dozen or so commentator’s icons, a sign in bubble, a comments button and a share button with Sign In over it.


18 posted on 07/17/2013 8:55:33 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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19 posted on 07/17/2013 8:59:54 PM PDT by 101stAirborneVet
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20 posted on 07/17/2013 9:03:12 PM PDT by 101stAirborneVet
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