[Last of the Mohicans]

Oscar: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?

Murray: What's the green?

Oscar: It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

[dr_lew]

Yeah, and when Felix took over, John Fiedler had the line, “Ummm, good sandwich. Not too much mayonaisse!” ( ... and Felix nods appreciatively. )

And who can forget “It’s not spaghetti, it’s linguini.” and “It was two weeks before I realized FU stood for Felix Unger.” ... and ah yes, the triple play, ... and so on.