Let me call in a buddy to come take a look.....
Seriously, all those shows are fake to one level or another. They filmed one of the Storage Wars Texas episodes in town a few months ago and everyone who went to watch all said it was completely staged, down to moving in junk in empty lockers and setting up fake bidding. The Duck Dynasty folks aren’t too far from here and I’ve heard the same thing. All the beards, cammo, and drawl are all production driven. I know if you go to look up people like the contestants on Hells Kitchen, they are all models or actors, not actually chefs.
They have to be, especially the Storage Wars show. When they pull the camera back and you see a huge crowd of people there at the auction, but it is always the same four people bidding and winning the bids, it can't possibly be real.