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To: Salamander
I’m personally wondering why it dislikes ‘toothpick legs and testicles’, myself. [stocky lesbians more up its alley or just simple envy?]

just pointing out that this mere animal has legs like toothpicks which could be broken in an instant by a person defending against an "attack" by this worthless piece of catmeat. Also, with testicles as exposed as they are on any male dog, a definite target presents itself and the dog has no concept of prevention in that area.....just always, always, be on the offense, NEVER DEFENSE, when dealing with useless animals. ;]

54 posted on 12/03/2012 8:39:04 PM PST by terycarl
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To: terycarl

This mere animal’s legs are unusually heavy for his breed because he is a European Dobe and like most of his kind, once latched on, he tucks his forelegs under his chest as he dead-drops his weight from whatever’s in his jaws.

You really wouldn’t have a chance to ‘defend’ against his attack because few men are capable of doing *anything* coherent while their yarbles are being ripped off.
[’going for the throat’ is so over-rated and inefficient]

FYI, a dog’s testicles are basically insensate...unlike a human male’s testicles.
Trying to hit, kick or grab them is insanity.
All that does it place you in very convenient range of his jaws.

In a match up between you and ‘the worthless piece of catmeat’, I’m betting heavily on the the catmeat.

Your ignorance astonishes me.


59 posted on 12/04/2012 12:10:22 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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