[Michael.SF.]

I would also suspect that the number of tats is inversely proportional to years of experience in the NFL.

The writer's a jerk.

[Doc Savage]

Now now Michael, your dearly beloved President Baracka Claus, has a heart-shaped tattoo on his penis with the word ‘Reggie’ on it! Now you wouldn’t accuse Georgi Stephanopulos of being an idiot if he wrote a disparaging column, would you??????????? Oh, you would......Sorry!