1 posted on
10/06/2012 6:31:50 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
I’m not sure I get the point.
2 posted on
10/06/2012 6:33:25 PM PDT by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: BenLurkin
I have a friend who fell of a roof and got stuck with a metal fencepost. He was in the hospital for nearly 6 weeks and lost his spleen.
3 posted on
10/06/2012 6:34:30 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: BenLurkin
Geez, two Darwin type stories in a row.
4 posted on
10/06/2012 6:36:38 PM PDT by
Past Your Eyes
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
To: BenLurkin
As gory as this sounds, it’s likely the reason he wasn’t dead upon impact, jumping from four stories up.
To: BenLurkin
10 posted on
10/06/2012 6:38:35 PM PDT by
RobertClark
(Be prepared, be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: BenLurkin
How much will it cost to fix the fence? And how much will it cost to put this waste of DNA back on the street?
I know, it's not like real people will have to pay for it...
13 posted on
10/06/2012 6:40:12 PM PDT by
jonascord
(Democrats are the people on the Left Side of the IQ Bell Curve.)
To: BenLurkin
I thought this may have been a report of a black man jumping out of a large white house on Pennsylvania Avenue in a depressed mood following a televised “argument” earlier in the week.
21 posted on
10/06/2012 6:53:08 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: BenLurkin
It really sucks to be him!!
22 posted on
10/06/2012 6:53:32 PM PDT by
bubman
To: BenLurkin
23 posted on
10/06/2012 7:01:55 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: BenLurkin
26 posted on
10/06/2012 7:03:59 PM PDT by
al baby
(“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
To: BenLurkin
28 posted on
10/06/2012 7:05:00 PM PDT by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Can’t say, “I missed it by that much.”
32 posted on
10/06/2012 7:09:28 PM PDT by
SMGFan
(SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
To: BenLurkin
Look before you leap, is all I’m sayin’.
33 posted on
10/06/2012 7:11:18 PM PDT by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise
Here's the victim's automobile:
35 posted on
10/06/2012 7:12:35 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: BenLurkin
The family will probably sue the owners of the fence and win.
To: BenLurkin
I met a woman who climbed into her own yard over a wrought iron fence. She slipped and was impaled in the calf of her leg and was stuck there for a long time before someone came and found her. Needless to say she walked with a limp after that.
45 posted on
10/06/2012 7:53:12 PM PDT by
Ditter
To: BenLurkin
Back in the early 70's, there was a guy that jumped from the window of one of the upper floors of Buffalo's City Hall. He landed on and was impaled on a flag pole that stood in front of the building. They had to cut the pole in half and lower him down that way since he pretty much landed perfectly centered and slid down the pole several feet.
This happened in the mid-afternoon, around the time of the Commander Tom show (which I just happened to be watching). They broke into the broadcast of this kid's show to show some video footage of the aftermath of the jumper's fine marksmanship. Needless to say, parents complained loudly to that station.
49 posted on
10/06/2012 8:05:54 PM PDT by
Major Matt Mason
("Journalism is dead. All news is suspect." - Noamie)
To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise
54 posted on
10/06/2012 8:12:55 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: BenLurkin
I fell from a second story deck, landed on my upper back next to shrubbery, which I thought might have softened my landing. My doc told me another patient had a similar experience, but was impaled in the shrubbery. He had to wear the shrubs to the hospital, but he lived. Doc and the nurses were doubled over laughing. At the shrub guy and at me.
My son stepped on some branches in a park, and impaled his eardrum. He had to wear the offending branch to the ER.
Aside from the obvious, you really don’t want an impalement injury because of the ridicule.
57 posted on
10/06/2012 8:22:01 PM PDT by
ntnychik
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