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Hmmm, scrapple! I used to love it as a kid, but haven’t had it in decades. I don’t think you can buy it outside of the east coast.
That is probably true. (Probably not too many Amish/Mennonite/Pennsylvania Dutch out in the center of the country. However, you can try your hand at making your own...
Or you can import some from Pennsylvania (actually the company is in Delaware ;-)