Caption this BIZARRE Photo of Himself that Jose Canseco Tweeted

Self | August 7, 2012 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I swear this is a pic of himself that Jose Canseco tweeted. You can read the full article HERE. Anyway, I think this photo has great caption opportunities so submit away!

[PJ-Comix]

"Even my eye shadow is chock full of steroids!"

[mnehring]

Pat Boone on steroids?

[One Name]

In the afterlife I aspire to be one of Hell’s Gatekeepers!

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

The Village Creeple

[Chode]

is that his coming out party???

[Cruising For Freedom]

Obviously, this man has a steady diet of babies and their souls.

[Brent in TN]

Shepherd Smith, I’m coming for YOU!!!

[PJ-Comix]

“I want my leather Hannibal Lecter face mask to be covered with jewels.”

[muir_redwoods]

Now I get it

[RightOnline]

A once-great ball player. I was in the stands once watching him bat in a pre-season game.....he was amazing. Now, I see him as nothing more than a pathetic has-been.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

“A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn’t pay money for this!”

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Vito Spattafore?

[boop]

LOL Wally!

I actually kind of felt sorry for old Vito.

[glasseye]

“ROIDS”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shibumi]

He figures that The Undertaker is getting on in years and wants to step up to WWE. (In his dreams.....)

[Revolting cat!]

[Tzimisce]

Just walk away!

[Old Sarge]

[Colonel_Flagg]

“Barack says I can get married now.”

[Lancey Howard]

"Did somebody say, 'Bring out the Gimp'?"