[kevkrom]

Isn't this just "undocumented" kelp and any efforts spent resisting it should be labeled as "racist" against all Japanese (or indeed, Asians as a whole!) agricultural products?

[null and void]

It’s only three years old? Shouldn’t it get amnesty?

[DPMD]

“...if money and resources aren’t put into stopping its spread, researchers say.”

And, just coincidentally, we’ll have a chance to dramatically raise taxes come November. So Brown can threaten us with not only the loss of every police officer and teacher on the planet, but with being eaten by the great brown oozej if we don’t raise taxes now!

[beethovenfan]

No doubt caused by global warming, and, of course, Bush’s fault.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

A highly invasive form of brown kelp native to Kenya is the real problem.

[MaxMax]

Wait! Isn't California Lawmakers masters of the environment?
They can control the weather and save the planet but slime has them running for another boogieman.
They surely need to create another tax and ban another food item to clear this problem up.

Maybe they can demand that tires not be made out of rubber by 2019 or something.

[Hebrews 11:6]

The only thing keeping it at bay was Barry Bonds' steroid-powered baseballs landing in McCovey Cove and, now that he's retired, it's hopeless.

DanDanTheDodgerFan