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My Son is Moving Out

Posted on 05/19/2012 10:23:22 AM PDT by woofie

Two men were having coffee, when one of them said:

"Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, 'Dad,

cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my

clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my

laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then

sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of

the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget

to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."

The other man said, "Wow, he really said that?"

"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said . . .

'Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."


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To: sheana

My very close friend is fighting a fight like yours. He says it’s about the principle of the matter, and is rich enough not to care how much he pays the lawyers. He wants to punish his sisters. My attitude is different: it’s not my money anyway, and bad people naturally do evil unto themselves. Why would I waste even 10k on lawyers to fight my own sister? Nope. While my buddy flies all over the map and does anything in his power to do justice, my attitude is to honor the man who made the money by acquiescing. In the end, whether it’s a pair of cowboy boots or a million dollars, it’s just not worth it. (To me.)


21 posted on 05/19/2012 12:56:19 PM PDT by golux
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To: golux

Each to his own I guess. I have always liked stories where the good guy wins and the bad guy goes to jail.


22 posted on 05/19/2012 4:02:51 PM PDT by sheana
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To: woofie

LOL


23 posted on 05/19/2012 4:04:23 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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