Barak and Michelle are at the World Series Game 6. They are sitting in the
> first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
> Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Barak. At first,
> Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and
> shakes his head “no”.
>
> The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
> entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.”
>
> Obama hesitates ... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
> the fans would love it!
>
> Obama shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that is what the people
> want. C’mere Michelle baby...” With that, Obama gets up, grabs Michelle by
> her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right
> over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,
> “Barak, you “!^$#@&!”
>
> The crowd goes absolutely wild.. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering,
> hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Obama is bowing, smiling, and waving
> to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that. I would
> have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that.”
>
> Noticing the agent has gone totally pale in the face, Obama asks what is
> wrong.
>
>
> The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch
Ha! Hussein doesn't have the muscles to push her away from the sink when they are brushing teeth in the morning.
Send me a new keyboard and monitor.
Wife is still laughing.
I went to a major league game last season. You know, the prices and all, I could only afford tickets up on the "300" level. Still, great seats.
As I was sitting up there, enjoying the ball game, I thought I saw a friend of mine, down near the field. I stood up and yelled (hands cuppped around my mouth) "HEY STEVE!!!!". No response from who I thought was my friend in the 100 level.
A few innings later, I said to my wife "I'm sure that's Steve. I'm going to try again. HEY STEEEEVE!!!" This time, even louder.
It was getting a little obvious I was annoying those around me so I cooled it, but at the bottom of the 9th, I figured what the heck. I'd probably not see those around me again. And If that was my buddy Steve, maybe we could meet for dinner after the game. So I stood up, and with all my might yelled "HEY STEEEEEEEEEVE !!!!!!!.
This time I got a response. A guy, way down lowwwwwwwww stood up and yelled back at me "I'm not Steve !!!"