Who copped your copper crapper?
Just as you suspected, the big money is in plumbing!
Okay okay both of you..........
“Who copped your copper crapper?”
That sounds like a title of a “Scooby Doo Where are you?” episode
and....
“Tomorrow’s headlines today:
Coppers Crack Copper Crapper Caper”
Sounds something like you would have seen written on a street wall in “The Benny Hill Show”.