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1 posted on 02/24/2012 10:48:20 AM PST by nickcarraway
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What...no tampons?


2 posted on 02/24/2012 10:50:44 AM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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She appears to be 65 not 50. Must have lived a hard life.


3 posted on 02/24/2012 10:51:20 AM PST by trailhkr1
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Sounds like she was into stealing personal care products.

I get the whitestrips. I get the eye lashes.

But I don’t get the torch oil.

AND I DON’T WANT TO GET IT EITHER.

~shudder~


4 posted on 02/24/2012 10:55:42 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This mean Liberals and/or Libertarians (Same Thing) NO LIBS.))
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Stovall then took a package of Crest Whitestrips and placed the strips on her teeth
"Meth mouth" and bags under her eyes like she hasn't slept in six months.
6 posted on 02/24/2012 11:07:07 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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"She ended her shoppinglifting spree at the lawn and garden center, where she grabbed some torch oil. "

A 'minor' correction.
9 posted on 02/24/2012 11:14:31 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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Well, at least she will have a dazzling smile for her mug shot.


10 posted on 02/24/2012 11:27:55 AM PST by Above My Pay Grade
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