Geez, I've seen plenty of exploding anuses and I never fell off a roof.
He needs a beating so he has something to sue about.
Really. And it wasn't even a roof. It was a lousy deck! "The subject deck was approximately 3-4 feet high." Oh, poor baby!
"Waaah! Somebody's @ss exploded and I got scared and I fell off the deck! Three whole feet! I'm a little baby!"
Jackwagon.