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Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

Posted on 01/31/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by srm913

Edited on 01/31/2012 8:21:00 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Elsie

LOL. That is a great story.


161 posted on 02/01/2012 8:14:07 AM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: Elsie; bigdirty
Send us up the bomb!


162 posted on 02/01/2012 8:14:23 AM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: srm913; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; Darksheare; onyx; TheOldLady; Lady Jag; Allegra; Chode; ..


163 posted on 02/01/2012 8:16:18 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: SmithL; dragonblustar

What is DB’s post is inaccurate? How is stating the truth bashing? Only libs think that the truth is bashing.


164 posted on 02/01/2012 8:19:09 AM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: TheOldLady; srm913

Hasn’t posted since 2005. 7 years? He’s had that one on the back burner for quite a while. Why even bother with an opus when he’s been missing in action for 7 years. What an idiot!


165 posted on 02/01/2012 8:32:07 AM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: Elsie

The eye of Smith is creeping me out! If Mitt gets elected, look for flaming eye, one similar to the one in Lord of the Rings to be planted at the White House, keeping watch on all non-mormons until the total conversion of America is complete.


166 posted on 02/01/2012 8:50:34 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Dallas59

OMGosh!!! I LOVE IT.

Funny thing, but while I certainly would have loved a closer race, or even a win, I find that I woke in incredibly good spirits this morning.

I think it might be a factor of knowing EXACTLY what we are up against electorally, *constituents, pols, and The Medea. (If you are so inclined, look her up. She was a real piece of work, and I find it quite ironic that she and our Modern State Run Media, are uncannily alike).

So, that is my new term for ANYONE who is paid to keep the sheeple fed a constant diet of, how shall we say it - misinformation? Not only do they do not serve the nation, or the ideals it was founded upon, but they actively seek to undermine them.

And a WHOLE lot of folks I used to, dare I say it, trust, have been added to that list.

Such as it is.
May God continually strengthen our resolve.
Tatt


167 posted on 02/01/2012 9:33:14 AM PST by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." Dorothy Bernard)
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To: srm913

And you’re a Mormon? Bwahahaha


168 posted on 02/01/2012 9:54:40 AM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: reaganaut

yes...

Jack’s says, “Bad to the bone”
Casper’s - “Nothing runs like a Deere”
Ellie Mae’s is magenta
Gracie’s is purple.


169 posted on 02/01/2012 10:46:07 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Elsie
Poor Tiger...LOL

If you tried to carry me into the same area as those killers, I'd fight you also..GG

170 posted on 02/01/2012 1:34:46 PM PST by goat granny
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To: TheOldLady

Batliff ping.


171 posted on 02/01/2012 9:23:43 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this FReepathon!)
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To: goat granny

He hasn’t shown up yet...


172 posted on 02/02/2012 4:23:34 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: SunkenCiv

I’m out of practice; may I use my PS90?


173 posted on 02/02/2012 4:31:52 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

There’s really not much left, maybe a bit of undifferentiated protoplasm.


174 posted on 02/03/2012 5:27:11 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this FReepathon!)
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To: SunkenCiv

Hard to find much after a zoticide.


175 posted on 02/03/2012 8:04:13 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Elsie

Does ‘zot’ stand for anything or is it a word?

I know,I know:foolish question but I’m curious.


176 posted on 02/06/2012 8:48:53 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Future Meteorologist.)
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To: Elsie

I looked it up.

My question was answered.


177 posted on 02/06/2012 8:55:22 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Future Meteorologist.)
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