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Ron Paul Supporters Spray Vinegar at the Sky to Fight “Chemtrails”…I’m Not Kidding
Republican Party Animals ^ | December 26, 2011 | David Stein

Posted on 12/26/2011 9:25:24 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is a story I couldn’t resist writing. Ron Paul supporters are spraying vinegar at the sky to “kill” clouds. They’re standing in their backyards, on their porches, and in front of their windows, angrily aiming spray bottles filled with vinegar into the air.

How could I not write about this? If I live to be one-hundred years old, will I ever again get the chance to write about something so incredibly insane?

I have several friends who support Ron Paul. The aim of this piece is not to malign or belittle all Paul supporters – just the ones who adhere to the “if Alex Jones says it, it must be true” school of thought. And boy, do those Paul devotees love the “chemtrails” conspiracy theory (the belief that the contrails created by the exhaust of aircraft engines are actually toxic “chemical trails” that the Zionist/Illuminati/Bilderberger/alien-lizard-man secret societies are using to poison the earth).

When not listening to Alex Jones and Jeff Rense, chemtrail believers obsessively take photographs of the “poison trails” and “evil clouds.” Of course, since the alien-lizard-Zionist-Bilderbergers forbid the puppet governments of the world from admitting that chemtrails exist, the intrepid chemtrail hunters have been stymied. Sure, they can photograph them, but they can’t stop ‘em.

Or CAN they? This year, a movement has spread like dengue fever among chemtrail sleuths. This movement claims that chemtrails can be “killed” with vinegar, sprayed upward from the ground. And hundreds of chemtrail true believers are doing just that – and they’re uploading videos to Youtube, Dailymotion, Ebaumsworld, and elsewhere, documenting their chemtrail “kills.”

Of the hundreds of “chemtrail kill” videos, the majority are made by self-described Ron Paul supporters. I’ve dubbed this branch of the Paul camp the “Paulsamics” (as in “Paulsamic vinegar”). If you want to see the sheer volume of Paulsamic videos online, just Google or Youtube-search “chemtrails” and “vinegar.” Below, I’ve embedded the very best video of the lot. It’s ten minutes long. Normally, I would grab a video of that length and edit a highlight reel. But it’s impossible to edit this one down; it’s too damn perfect as it is. Watch as a chemtrail-obsessed, Ron Paul-obsessed mom uses her trusty spray bottle to combat the marauding trails, as her long-suffering teenage son is forced to record her. Witness her great victory as she reemerges later to find that she has “cleaned the sky.” Oh, and don’t miss the clip at the 8-minute mark that shows the state of the family’s lawn as a result of the constant vinegar-showers. Perhaps her gardener can explain to her that vinegar is not lighter than air!

Now, my Ron Paul-supporting friends will probably claim that it’s unfair to use the actions of a few hundred Paulsamics to tar the entire Paul base. Perhaps. But I’ll say this: If two hundred Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman, or Rick Santorum supporters converged on the U.S./Mexican border to combat illegal immigration by spraying vinegar in the air, I’d consider that every bit as worthy of ridicule as I do the actions of the Paulsamics. Of course, that scenario would never happen. It’s a simple truth that no other GOP candidate has a group of supporters who are doing anything even remotely as lunatic as spraying vinegar skyward to “kill” clouds. This is something totally unique to the Paul crowd.

Several of the Paulsamics brag about the “money bombs” they’ve coordinated for Paul, the organizing they’ve done for his campaign, the Internet spots they’ve created, etc. This is an important segment of his support base. As Leon Wolf at RedState so aptly observes, “Ron Paul has built an entire political career off of pandering to the paranoid and hate filled when he thinks no one is looking.”

And now he has the Paulsamics as a result – a small cadre of dedicated loons who spray vinegar at the sky. Own ‘em or disown ‘em, Dr. Paul. Or do neither, while still happily accepting their money and support. Either way, there’s no denying that your association with the lunatic fringe is a serious stain on your presidential campaign.

Hey – now that I think about it, you know what’s good for removing stains?

Vinegar!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chemtrails; conspiracy; cuespookymusic; illuminati; napl; neocons; neoconsaredesperate; paulsamics; ronpaul; thestupiditburns; vinegar
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It just boggles the ol' mind!
1 posted on 12/26/2011 9:25:30 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Aren’t they worried about the resulting acetic acid rain?


2 posted on 12/26/2011 9:28:48 PM PST by Salamander (I'm your pain.....)
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To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/26/2011 9:29:32 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: al baby; Allegra; EveningStar; JRios1968; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; Slings and Arrows

THE STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!


4 posted on 12/26/2011 9:31:20 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Reminds me of this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2625028/posts


5 posted on 12/26/2011 9:35:20 PM PST by PalinPlease
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They should do that in D.C. It could use a douche.


6 posted on 12/26/2011 9:35:20 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This has got to be bogus. No one is dumb enough to believe contrails are poison.


7 posted on 12/26/2011 9:43:36 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Has anyone tried vinegar on liberals?


8 posted on 12/26/2011 9:44:37 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WHAT, no baking soda?


9 posted on 12/26/2011 9:45:05 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

First he’s a racist and now this!


10 posted on 12/26/2011 9:45:07 PM PST by mas cerveza por favor
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think the ol’ face palm would be good right about now.


11 posted on 12/26/2011 9:46:35 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)
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To: dragonblustar

LOL. Something has to be done to clean up that stinch in DC.


12 posted on 12/26/2011 9:46:41 PM PST by VicVega (LSU is without a doubt the #1 team in the nation. GEAUX TIGERS, Geaux Saints)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ve been saving a can of AquaNet hairspray, so I can single handedly kill the ozone layer. I’ll record it for you guys, promise. I may even be a rebel and film myself adding...............phosphates back in to my dishwashing liquid. That’s how I roll. ~snort


13 posted on 12/26/2011 9:47:14 PM PST by sybilll
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

14 posted on 12/26/2011 9:49:01 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Conservative4Ever

15 posted on 12/26/2011 9:51:16 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would like to congratulate the Freeper who put them up to this.
Brilliant.


How can we get them to eat dog poop next?

16 posted on 12/26/2011 9:53:39 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I can beat that....................

Theres many that think Barack Obama is not a socialist.. not a Marxist and not willing to over throw the american government and install a Marxist Cabal..

AND unwilling to believe he may have already DONE IT..


17 posted on 12/26/2011 9:57:14 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: MaxMax
Careful.
Someone might report you to the society for the prevention of cruelty to Paultards...
18 posted on 12/26/2011 9:59:28 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Nano Chemtrails
http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/57145-nano-chemtrails

Chemtrails, bloody everywhere!!! theyre killing us!!!....David Icke,Alex Jones, Stewart Swerdlow
http://www.ashtarcommandcrew.net/forum/topics/chemtrails-bloody-everywhere#ixzz1hiANOsLn

Supporters Rally for Controversial ‘Chemtrail’ Proposal
http://northfork.patch.com/articles/supporters-show-for-controversial-chemtrail-proposal


19 posted on 12/26/2011 10:01:48 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I didn’t see a Ron Paul sign in her yard so she can’t be a Ron Paul supporter.


20 posted on 12/26/2011 10:10:18 PM PST by pterional
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