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For sale: Bond villain lair, £100million-plus (shark tanks and henchmen not included)
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | November 21st, 2011 | Rob Waugh

Posted on 11/21/2011 4:05:57 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad

When Project Utopia was unveiled by Yacht Island Design and naval architects BMT Nigel Gee, there was a certain healthy scepticism about the floating 11-storey lair. But gadget site Firebox is now offering it for sale as a Christmas gift.

Price is 'on application' but the company says you should expect to pay several hundred million 'minimum'. The site also offers other surreal and very expensive gifts, such as a flying Back To The Future DeLorean car (yours for £70,000) - an idea familiar from ultra-luxury American catalogues such as Neiman Marcus, which in the past has offered gifts like Elton John singing a private carol concert under your Christmas tree.

As with Utopia, the price usually ensures buyers are rather thin on the ground...

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lair; science; ships; tech
Not a bad Christmas idea. I've been looking for a lair from which to launch my plans for world domination and send my armies of darkness forth in my hellish crusade to conquer the planet and enslave humanity.

Just call me Hank.

1 posted on 11/21/2011 4:06:01 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

I forgot to add, I’ve already got henchmen (henchgirls, actually), so I’m good to go. Now I just need some sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.....


2 posted on 11/21/2011 4:08:15 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
Very good. Don't forget to consult the Evil Overlord List before finalizing your nefarious plans.
3 posted on 11/21/2011 4:08:44 PM PST by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Riiiiiiiiiiiight!
4 posted on 11/21/2011 4:15:03 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Interesting Times

YES! One of the greatest internet memes of all time. I love it, and thanks for posting!


5 posted on 11/21/2011 4:15:50 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

LOL!

Dr. Evil for President 2012. At least the world will be able to laugh in it’s misery.


6 posted on 11/21/2011 4:17:18 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

SWEEEEEET


7 posted on 11/21/2011 4:18:27 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

It is cool. If I had the money to burn on something like that, I’d do it. Why not? Many of my friends back in the USA always said I’d be a good supervillain, so why not at least have the digs?


8 posted on 11/21/2011 4:20:32 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
Dr. Evil for President 2012.

A good choice for those to whom the lesser of two evils has paled.

9 posted on 11/21/2011 4:24:38 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Newt Gingrich: The candidate for those who think we have another decade and a half to waste.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

No, vote for a real black man...er, man in black: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vader-for-President-2012/230419530336509


10 posted on 11/21/2011 4:28:28 PM PST by vladimir998 (Public school grads are often too dumb to realize they're dumb)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

It could be an investment property.

Pull a “Mouse that Roared”- Establish it as your own country, declare war on the US, and then immediately surrender and get billions in foreign aid.


11 posted on 11/21/2011 4:29:38 PM PST by mnehring
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To: EternalVigilance

12 posted on 11/21/2011 4:30:12 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: vladimir998

ROFLMAO!!!

That’s brilliant!

I loved the photo, “The stupidity is strong in this one.”


13 posted on 11/21/2011 4:33:09 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
All of y'all are pikers..

14 posted on 11/21/2011 4:34:28 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Good idea.

After surrender, you would not only get back the money you paid for your Evil Overlord Lair, you’d even make a tidy profit!


15 posted on 11/21/2011 4:34:34 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: mnehring

Cthulhu.....my favorite perennial presidential candidate. He’s been campaigning forever. Only Lyndon LaRouche comes second.


16 posted on 11/21/2011 4:36:41 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
Maybe you could use HenchMice


17 posted on 11/21/2011 4:41:41 PM PST by HangnJudge
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To: HangnJudge

I’d have to careful about Brain. Pinky is more well-suited to being a henchman, though I prefer my henchmen to be intelligent (but not TOO intelligent....then they start thinking they can run the show better than you).


18 posted on 11/21/2011 4:48:37 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

LOL!


19 posted on 11/21/2011 5:02:05 PM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

It is worth clicking thru, if just for this comment:

“I think I just found the perfect location for the EU. If everyone in the European Union put in just £5 each we could not only buy Utopia - we could put anyone and everyone responsible for the EU “Utopian” disaster unfolding before us on board, brick up the wet dock and remove the helipads and let them get on with it. Their own little socialist Utopia and we’d make it a condition that anyone of them ever seen on dry land ever again gets shot on sight. £5 quid each? I’ll donate £10 is Nick Clegg boards first! Come on folks, it’s a bargain!
- James, Glasgow, 21/11/2011 21:41”


20 posted on 11/21/2011 5:09:56 PM PST by patton ("Je pense donc je suis," - My Horse.)
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