Exclusive: Perry's pre-planned talking points for Tuesday's debate revealed [Vanity]

Leo Oshkoch ^ | 10/10/2011 | Leo Oshkosh

[AdamBomb]

"Dang, Dang, Dang notin' but xenophobes in this here dang ole' place.. I tell u what, i try to help ..uh..er...u well...uh.. u know...er...mexican kids..and these here xenophobes hatin' on me. gosh dangit."

[AdamBomb]

"Dang, Dang, Dang notin' but xenophobes in this here dang ole' place.. I tell u what, i try to help ..uh..er...u well...uh.. u know...er...mexican kids..and these here xenophobes hatin' on me. gosh dangit."

"Hey...uh....did you see that pic of me with that big ole' dang machine gun? I'm for that 2nd amendment thingy. So you gunners should be supportin' me....u know? cuz Mitt and Cain gonna be takin ur guns.....yeah."

"Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' poll ain't good. Pee ol' dang ol' u man."

"I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol' Cain come in there and he's talkin' 'bout tasting his own Godfather's pizza burp and Mitt comes slidin' in there, he always does that. Them boys, I tell you what...just a show about nothin'."

[Katarina]

What a bunch of BS. How nice to see so a so called conservative writing this piece of trash.

The DNC does not have to spend any money to keep Obama elected they just have to sit back and watch the Republican party eat their own.

YOU seem to forget on purpose who the enemy is.....it is NOT Perry it is Obama and Romney, and I am sure Sarah Palin, Cain, Perry would agree with you.

This is disgusting what the idiot person that wrote this has done. stupid and disgusting.

[arkady_renko]

Well, that is certainly constructive.

[tirednvirginia]

Some Cain supporters here actually played the race card yesteday against other Freepers who were critizing their Candidates lack f a record and the 9 9 9 plan.

[AdamBomb]

Sorry, Katarina, but we need to ensure Perry loses the primary. Anyone who can't string two nouns and a verb together....will not beat "he who was born in Kenya."

Romney is not my first choice, but he can beat Obama. My first choice is Cain.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Romney's Remedy

[tirednvirginia]

Pure trash.

[thackney]

If this is a sample of your content, this is one blog I’m glad to see excerpted.

[lefty-lie-spy]

Let me be the first to say, IBTZ.

[DRey]

Well, if we're sharing cartoons, I like this one:

[samtheman]

I the reason you had to excerpt this piece of trash instead of posting the entire text here is ________ ?

[Salamander]

LOL

[justice14]

I don’t get it.

[RitaOK]

Sorry, but Perry isn’t losing the primary. We have already been through the tribulation of one gifted and talented cool cat no one, from no where, no way-no how in governance, with lots of “ideas”, with minions all lathered up for “hope” and “change” and it is too doubtful that all money and all Republicans will risk another presidency to the very successful pizza man who has job hopped through only periphreal job hopping executive experience and NO REAL RECORD TO PROVE LONG TERM COMPETENCE. I put up ten years of governance over a near nation-state as EXHIBIT A, TEXAS, against your short term pizza exec. and first time author. Give me a break. This is NO time for experimentation on an unknown quantity riding in on the sleeves of the right rhetoric and no record converging with your hormonal emotion. Cain has not even asked for your vote, I understand. Could you find an indication that he even wants your vote? Not in Iowa. You are about to be had by your own adolescent naivete.

[AdamBomb]

No, you are about to be had by someone whose success is attributable only to his looks and Texas swagger. Perry has the IQ of a fruit fly and you'll see that again tomorrow.

If you really look close at Perry's background, you'll find he is not a conservative at all. He is a democrat with a southern accent and good looks.

I hardly attribute the success of Texas to Perry. Texas was a great state long before he had anything to do with it. Hell, Texas thrived under Ma Richards.

[DRey]

Ma Richards' answer to budget shortfalls was to bring in the lottery, taking money from the dumb to fill Texas coffers. Perry's Texas actually created jobs. Lots of jobs -- some taken from less business-friendly states, some home-grown. This he did during the worst recession since the Depression.

Perry can't help his good looks (you seem a bit jealous or something as you mentioned it twice in 7 sentences), and as far as his conservative values, he has always been a conservative, whether a D or an R.

[buffaloguy]

“Hell, Texas thrived under Ma Richards.”

Ma Richards spent all of her time doing interviews and photo shoots. She simply expended all of her time being the “Queen of Texas”.

She was not even an average governor.

[RitaOK]

Be worried. Very worried. Perry’s story is not even out, junior, and it takes some conservative gut, clout, and determination to both sustain and prove conservative principles in a state that has all the same factors and very same composition to make it another California, but it is not. Perry’s TEN YEARS is NOT the rolled dough you wish for it to be. You can not find ground under your feet to pull off ROMNEY’s “FOUR ACES” argument against this governor. It will be Perry’s to lose, so brace yourself. He has predictably, historically and habitually is known for coming from behind more than this. It only begins tomorrow night. See ya’ there, kid.

[RitaOK]

Be worried. Very worried. Perry’s story is not even out, junior, and it takes some conservative gut, clout, and determination to both sustain and prove conservative principles in a state that has all the same factors and very same composition to make it another California, but it is not. Perry’s TEN YEARS is NOT the rolled dough you wish for it to be. You can not find ground under your feet to pull off ROMNEY’s “FOUR ACES” argument against this governor. It will be Perry’s to lose, so brace yourself. He has predictably, historically and habitually is known for coming from behind more than this. It only begins tomorrow night. See ya’ there, kid.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

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