Headline of the year? Come on this is just another gay trying to self actualize by joyriding with a dead person while going towards the mythical beaver. Happens all the time.
Edgar: "Now there's something you don't see every day Chauncey."
Chauncey: "What's that, Edgar?"
Edgar: "A lesbian stealing a hearse with a still inside, heading for a Beaver."
Chauncey: "Oh, I don't know Edgar, it happens all the time on the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show."