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Man going to bathroom falls down embankment
Northwest Cable News ^ | May 30, 2011 | unknown

Posted on 05/30/2011 11:44:31 AM PDT by matt1234

SEATTLE – A man who was apparently relieving himself fell 30 feet down an embankment Sunday night and spent 12 hours there before being rescued.

It happened along Monster Road near Martin Luther King Jr. Way near Skyway, according to King County Fire and Rescue.

A passing car apparently startled the man as he was going to the bathroom, sending him down the hill.

Firefighters rescued him at 6 a.m. Monday. His injuries were not considered serious.


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A man is rescued by firefighters after falling down an embankment in Skyway, Wash., Monday, May 30, 2011.

1 posted on 05/30/2011 11:44:33 AM PDT by matt1234
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To: matt1234

I’ve heard of “Sleepless in Seattle,” but....


2 posted on 05/30/2011 11:47:03 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: matt1234

This might cause him to cut back on the driking a bit...


3 posted on 05/30/2011 11:47:39 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean

That all depends - was he doing #1 or #2?


4 posted on 05/30/2011 11:50:01 AM PDT by Ken522
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To: matt1234

hate it when that happens. ;-)


5 posted on 05/30/2011 11:50:40 AM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: Farmer Dean

Err,that would be drinking-my arthritis is messing with my hands today.


6 posted on 05/30/2011 11:50:52 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: matt1234

Nothing good happens around streets named for Martin Luther King, Jr.


7 posted on 05/30/2011 11:51:23 AM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: matt1234

I bet he thinks twice the next time he tries to drop a stink pickle in the woods!


8 posted on 05/30/2011 11:51:31 AM PDT by An American in Turkiye
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To: matt1234

And he couldn’t get up a thirty foot embankment by himself? LOL ... okey-dokey...


9 posted on 05/30/2011 11:51:46 AM PDT by EternalVigilance ('To you from failing hands we throw the torch; be yours to hold it high.')
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To: buccaneer81

I figured someone had beat me to that exact post...thanks for saving me the trouble.


10 posted on 05/30/2011 11:52:55 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: Ken522

Depends.Now there’s a product that would have really helped him.


11 posted on 05/30/2011 11:53:03 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: matt1234

Monster Road? History of that anyone?


12 posted on 05/30/2011 11:55:39 AM PDT by DManA
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To: matt1234

Sign of the times. News these days is simply stupid or talking stupid.


13 posted on 05/30/2011 11:56:40 AM PDT by Broker (Mabuhay!)
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To: matt1234
Left a few skid marks did he?
14 posted on 05/30/2011 11:59:43 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("I speak LOUD and I carry an even BIGGER stick! And I use it too-WHACK!!!"-candidate Yosemite Sam.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


15 posted on 05/30/2011 11:59:47 AM PDT by matt1234 (Dreams from My Father II: Alien Sex Files)
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To: martin_fierro; matt1234
Martin -

They don't say whether his genitals were "mangled" in the process, but I'll bet they weren't in tip-top shape at the end of that fall.

16 posted on 05/30/2011 12:00:22 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: DManA

“It happened along Monster Road”

Classic.


17 posted on 05/30/2011 12:02:37 PM PDT by COgamer
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To: dayglored
They don't say whether his genitals were "mangled" in the process, but I'll bet they weren't in tip-top shape at the end of that fall.

Yep, this area is LOTS of prickly plants: blackberry bushes, stinging nettles, etc. OUCH!

18 posted on 05/30/2011 12:03:48 PM PDT by matt1234 (Dreams from My Father II: Alien Sex Files)
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To: matt1234
He could have suffered from micturition syncope.
19 posted on 05/30/2011 12:06:15 PM PDT by aruanan
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“Monster Road? History of that anyone?”

Yeah, I’m curious, too. If not a good history, then a great setting for a horror movie.


20 posted on 05/30/2011 12:10:14 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down!)
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