You might also consider logging into the following site:
http://www.democraticunderground.com
and telling them that not everything in life is Skittles and Pink Unicorns [note: sarcastic term for self-deluded optimism on their part, involving sweet candies and mythological creatures in feminine colors] over in China.
They are very likely to be *shocked* and to accuse you of working for George W. Bush...
Do not go to http://www.democraticunderground.com . If you do, they will probably report you to Chinese authorities.
Have you considered the possibility that this may be a real person you’re endangering with your practical joke?