I'll get piss-drunk, wear a gas mask, and vote for Mittens.
“I’ll get piss-drunk, wear a gas mask, and vote for Mittens”
The gas mask won’t protect you from “nerve” gas. You’ll also need some atropine. Add in some thorazine, haldol, paxil, etc. and put on your straight jacket. You’ll likely have plenty of company from your colleagues here at FR.