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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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I won't hit it.
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posted on
04/01/2011 4:57:51 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
2
posted on
04/01/2011 4:59:03 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Blogger Overlord)
To: Lazamataz
LOL! Write this on the calender!
oh wait....
3
posted on
04/01/2011 4:59:12 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lazamataz
4
posted on
04/01/2011 4:59:20 AM PDT
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Lazamataz
5
posted on
04/01/2011 4:59:45 AM PDT
by
brewcrew
(Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. --John Wayne)
To: Lazamataz
Lol, happy April 1 ;)
Bikk
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posted on
04/01/2011 4:59:49 AM PDT
by
Bikkuri
To: Lazamataz
Noted April 1, 2011.
To: Lazamataz
Perfect day to post this........
But what about tomorrow?
8
posted on
04/01/2011 5:00:55 AM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Lazamataz
Oh great....now I have to bring the sheep in from the pasture and put a lock on the barn....
9
posted on
04/01/2011 5:01:20 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Lazamataz
Well, if you're sure you won't hit it ....
I guess she can stay at my place. Thanks for passing on it, Laz! You da man!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:01:59 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Paratroopers - Good to the last drop!)
To: Lazamataz
Even for me?
11
posted on
04/01/2011 5:02:20 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
To: Lazamataz
Women are hurling themselves out of top story windows all over Vegas!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:02:48 AM PDT
by
Tuxedo
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Lazamataz
13
posted on
04/01/2011 5:04:11 AM PDT
by
Libertarian4Bush
(if you voted for obama, I have no respect for you. you're either a loser or a sucker. sorry!)
To: Lazamataz
"That's nice Laz. Glad to hear it."
14
posted on
04/01/2011 5:04:11 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Lazamataz; All
Happy April 1st Everybody
This thread is proof that it is April 1st.
Have a great day.
15
posted on
04/01/2011 5:04:11 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: nevergore
No, trust me, your sheep are safe. I won’t hit anything at all any more. I finally had my fill, and it’s time to stop viewing everything sexually.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:05:38 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
Are boys OK? (/wink)
To: Tuxedo
Women are hurling themselves out of top story windows all over Vegas!It pains me too, but if they are willing, I would read them a nice story instead.
But, NO SEX.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:06:43 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Liz
She is somewhat attractive, but I simply cannot treat women as sex objects any more.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:07:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
Safe at last!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:07:30 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(TOTUS knows how to give a speech. Obama knows how to read.)
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