I'll raise you.
I wish Carlos and Lindsay Lohan would get into a coke sniffing contest. First one dead wins, second one dead wins. And we all win because neither one of these amoebas can reproduce (anymore in Sheen's case) and further pollute the planet.
Put it on pay-per-view, I'll watch it for the sheer humor.
And I’ll raise you.
The only thing worse than watching these characters self
destruct is listening to the never ending stories about
the tragic demise in the media.
Elvis, Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole (who’s the daddy?), etc.
This is obviously a national crisis that needs immediate
attention from the best and the brightest.
Michelle Obama should stop her food desert/obesity campaign
and begin working to save hollyweird and other celebrities from themselves.