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1 posted on 02/17/2011 8:24:59 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Hey, whos the smartass that gave me an unloaded gun?


2 posted on 02/17/2011 8:27:29 AM PST by Ev Reeman
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Ferocious Penis Envy


3 posted on 02/17/2011 8:28:03 AM PST by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Careful, now, Janet. Don’t let that right hand even get NEAR the trigger!


4 posted on 02/17/2011 8:30:44 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Move along illegals, I’ll protect you from those evil ranchers


5 posted on 02/17/2011 8:33:01 AM PST by ScottfromNJ
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Barry O, Joe B. and Janet Nappy are hunting rabbits.
Suddenly a naked, nubile blond breaks from cover.
Janet runs her down.
Barry says, “Make no mistake about it: I’m confused.”
Joe winks & says, “Are you game?”
The blond says, “I guess I have to say `Yes’.”
So Joe shoots her.


6 posted on 02/17/2011 8:34:31 AM PST by tumblindice (We don't see you as infidels, but as friends we haven't blown up yet.)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Ever tried to shoot skeet, trap, five stand, etc. with those huge ear muffs? Not possible.


7 posted on 02/17/2011 8:38:45 AM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

And let’s discuss the etiquette of having your slide open when not shooting so others know you’re not loaded....


8 posted on 02/17/2011 8:39:43 AM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

I will shoot any Arizonan who tries to stem the flow of future Democrat voters....err err....the flow of illegal immigrants who are only trying to seek a better life.


10 posted on 02/17/2011 8:47:16 AM PST by ImNotLying (Constitution Lover "A man who does not think for himself does not think at all")
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Muslim Jihad the Mexican way!
http://towncriernews.blogspot.com/2011/02/muslim-jihad-mexican-way.html


13 posted on 02/17/2011 8:59:13 AM PST by AuntB (Illegal immigration is simply more "share the wealth" socialism and a CRIME not a race!)
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Is she saying "Sure, come on in, any ICE agents get in yer way well, I scare em' off ..." ?
16 posted on 02/17/2011 9:19:55 AM PST by Scythian
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Check out the latest Columbian DRUG SUB:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpD6LtA-qrM

Fully submersible, air-conditioning, diesel-electric, can run 7 hours @ 9 knots and 9 meters, fully underwater. This one hauled 8 THOUSAND keys of coke.

Verrry impressive. When they get bored of drugs what THEN will they ship.

Hmmm...? This is the future.


17 posted on 02/17/2011 9:23:22 AM PST by gaijin
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To: LurkedLongEnough
stupitity
21 posted on 02/17/2011 9:29:07 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

She’s there to make sure it doesn’t get guarded.


22 posted on 02/17/2011 9:36:54 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: LurkedLongEnough
I keep having flash backs to that old Saturday Night LIve skit called "Here's Pat !"


24 posted on 02/17/2011 9:46:14 AM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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"Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano models the use of non-lethal rounds in a shotgun as the preferred method for apprehension and detention of suspected drug and human smugglers in Arizona's rugged borderlands region. Photo by Alfred E. Neumann, not for release."
25 posted on 02/17/2011 10:02:18 AM PST by HiJinx (What new decade?)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

I wonder if she is on the Mexico side of the border -— facing the US.


26 posted on 02/17/2011 10:06:29 AM PST by Exit148
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To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..

Ping!


28 posted on 02/17/2011 6:13:29 PM PST by HiJinx (What new decade?)
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