Love these sorts of stories.
1 posted on
01/28/2011 5:31:39 PM PST by
ElenaM
To: ElenaM
As if Islam itself wasn't epic fail enough.
2 posted on
01/28/2011 5:36:38 PM PST by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: ElenaM
Text: “d00d! that bomb is sick!!!”
3 posted on
01/28/2011 5:36:47 PM PST by
GenXteacher
(He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
To: ElenaM; Slings and Arrows
I do so love a happy ending
Makes me a misty eyed
*snif*
4 posted on
01/28/2011 5:39:06 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: ElenaM
I surely hope that Homeland Security doesn’t decide that All cell phones need to be sent a text message, say every five minutes, to ward off future bombings.
To: ElenaM
To: ElenaM
7 posted on
01/28/2011 5:41:52 PM PST by
MuttTheHoople
(Democrats- Forgetting 9/11 since 9/12/01)
To: ElenaM
LOL... you gotta love it.
Bad time for a wrong number.
9 posted on
01/28/2011 5:43:42 PM PST by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: ElenaM
10 posted on
01/28/2011 5:45:01 PM PST by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: ElenaM
Call blocking isn’t cheap.
11 posted on
01/28/2011 5:47:06 PM PST by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: ElenaM
Her boyfriend texted to say that he was breaking up with her.
12 posted on
01/28/2011 5:56:41 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
To: ElenaM
This is like my favorite story ever!
15 posted on
01/28/2011 6:11:41 PM PST by
politicalmerc
(I TOLD YOU I could see November from my house. Now I see 2012!!)
To: ElenaM
Happy New Year indeed!....LMAO!
16 posted on
01/28/2011 6:19:53 PM PST by
Route395
To: ElenaM
“Hold on Abdul....I’m getting a text....”Happy...new....” KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: ElenaM
Check the husband’s cell phone. It is probably the new Sharia quickie divorce.
To: ElenaM
Did the message say, “Hope you have a blast in the New Year!”? ;o)
19 posted on
01/28/2011 6:38:01 PM PST by
SuziQ
To: ElenaM
Achmed found a girlfriend!
20 posted on
01/28/2011 6:43:22 PM PST by
ElenaM
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