[billorites]

I used to eat in a Burger King where I often saw a woman who ate with her feet.

She would unwrap her Whopper with her feet, and one-footed, bring the burger to her mouth.

One time, I saw her take off the top bun and pluck the pickle out with her foot.

Of course this was Utica, so I saw lots of stuff...

[billorites]

From my cold, dead...tootsies?

[a fool in paradise]

Cheers.