I predict a 60 seat gain, plus 6 or 7 senate seats, all open gubernatorial races. Katie Couric will weep openly, James Carville will put a waste basket over his head, Esther will switch back to being ashamed of her country again. It will be morning in America, like the scene from Independence Day when the tide begins to turn and we learn to defeat E.T., knowing that the counter-offensive has just begun. That kind of feeling, yeah. We start prematurely referring to Sarah Palin as “Madam President” just sort of naturally. Congress enacts a resolution requiring Zippy to bow to the American people for a change, and is required to recite the ENTIRE Declaration of Independence. He begins carrying a 10lb Quran under his arm on his way to mosque, trying to court his only remaining demographic besides 20-something men living in their parents’ basements.
Excellent.