Sunday Morning FReeper Fun: Haiku Very Much

Aug 15, 2010 | frankenMonkey

[frankenMonkey]

First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.

Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.

Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.

Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.

Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.

Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.

In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.

Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.

Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.

Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.

Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.

Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!

Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.

Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.

George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.

Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.

[frankenMonkey]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Hi frankenMonkey
You sure are pretty funny
I like your haikus

[Berlin_Freeper]

[muddler]

Awww

[real saxophonist]

8~)

[RetroSexual]

Twenty-seven hours,
Nice vacation at the beach.
Can’t get TOTUS wet!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

How fun!!!

I wish I had a talent for this, but I don’t.

The best I can do is:

“Paper hangers with the hives,
Now can Shave with Carving knives

Burma-Shave”

I know. I know. But I thought it would lighten up the day.

Again I say, I love Haikus, but I have no talent for it.

Please forgive any digression on my part. It shows my no talent.

I am looking forward to reading real Haikus.

Thank you.

[Talisker]

Constitution risk -
Liberals seeking TP.
Freepers stay awake.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I like to eat cheese
And a moose bit my sister
Boy, is this series?

[Girlene]

[Tax-chick]

I have to get dressed
And then I will go to church
but return later.

[LurkedLongEnough]

I remember this.
Here’s a 2001 post.
It’s still in my links.

Jarhead_22
Wrote the funniest haiku.
Check it out FReepers.

But write new ones here.
Haiku is fun with FReepers
Best of all will win.

Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest (2001) - Never Forget
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2570989/posts

“Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.” -Jarhead_22

[martin_fierro]

[Tax-chick]

Darling little girl
Confused, but handling it well ...
I love the big hair!

[martin_fierro]

[frankenMonkey]

I’d like to respond
Every FReeper has a joke
My keyboard is broke.

[ExGeeEye]

In Tokyo the poems are haiku,
Read by the descendants of ninjas;
It's not about meter,
Rhyme isn't important,
Just get the syllable count right.

[martin_fierro]

Wiseguys of F-R
are often told by AdMods
to take a haiku

[Tigerized]

Fresh outrage each day
Skippy doesn’t even care
November second

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

My beeber is stuned
And I have a spork weasel
Me Crazy? Prolly...