In your case it would be a shot putt, probably in the 'gimme' range.
You have been officially replaced as king of the coven. This dishonor now falls to Mr. Zak. Sorry, but not even you are as Idiotic as him....
If and when you start public speaking about Saint Abraham, and cherishing any and all Federal law, including Executive Orders, we'll talk...
P.S
Sending ACORN your lunch money would speak volumes.