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Police: Teeth a sex for money dealbreaker
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| July 7, 2010
Posted on 07/07/2010 9:17:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono
GAINESVILLE, Fla.- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who allegedly snatched a man's money after he decided not to pay her for sex because of her teeth.
Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex after Alford honked his horn at Elder and another woman at about 7 p.m. Monday, The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday.
Police Cpl. Tscharna Senn said negotiations came to a halt "when Elder smiled and (Alford) saw the extent of her dental issues (as perceived by him)."
Senn said Alford then called the discussion off, leading Elder to allegedly snatch a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and flee.
Elder, who claims she ran off when Alford tucked money into her bra, was arrested at her home. She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching and taken to the Alachua County jail.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: floriduh; guilty; lazwouldhitit; napl; naughtyhookerping; notguilty; toothless
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To: JoeProBono
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07/07/2010 9:20:32 AM PDT
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Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: JoeProBono
You knew this picture was coming...
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07/07/2010 9:21:30 AM PDT
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avacado
To: Slings and Arrows
Pssst! Hey buddy, over here!
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07/07/2010 9:22:23 AM PDT
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L,TOWM
(The Democratic Party Platform: Lies, promulgated by Liars whose only real talent is Lying.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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07/07/2010 9:22:26 AM PDT
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Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex ...
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07/07/2010 9:24:27 AM PDT
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txroadkill
(Is it November yet?)
To: JoeProBono
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07/07/2010 9:24:40 AM PDT
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njslim
To: JoeProBono
Gawd ! There aint a shopping bag big enough to cover that up.......
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07/07/2010 9:26:16 AM PDT
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njslim
To: JoeProBono
Gawd ! There aint a shopping bag big enough to cover that up.......
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07/07/2010 9:26:20 AM PDT
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njslim
To: JoeProBono
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07/07/2010 9:26:23 AM PDT
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E. Pluribus Unum
("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
To: Joe 6-pack
Could eat corn thru a picket fence!
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07/07/2010 9:26:37 AM PDT
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verity
(Obama, the bullshit and rhetoric President)
To: JoeProBono
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07/07/2010 9:27:02 AM PDT
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E. Pluribus Unum
("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
that’s 25? talk about hard.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Looks like 25 rough years.
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07/07/2010 9:29:33 AM PDT
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MissTed
(Never buy products from ACME.)
To: txroadkill
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07/07/2010 9:32:05 AM PDT
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Joe 6-pack
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Meth teeth? That should be a red flag to anyone.
To: JoeProBono
She was charged with robbery by sudden snatchingThere's a joke in there somewhere.
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07/07/2010 9:36:03 AM PDT
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editor-surveyor
(Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
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