Elwood:
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it.
Elwood:
This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive! If my estimations are correct, we should be very close to the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza!
Jake:
That’s where they got that Picasso.
Elwood:
Yep.
Anyway...this has to be the line that made this story happen:
Elwood:
“I’m going to become a priest.”
Cook County Assessor’s Office Clerk:
Can I help you?
[the brothers back him up and lift him onto the counter]
Jake:
This is where they pay the taxes, right?
Cook County Assessor’s Office Clerk:
Right.
Elwood:
This money is for the year’s assessment of Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois.
Jake:
5,000 bucks, it’s all there pal...