Green Acres: The Movie?
They could get Rosie O'Donnell to play Arnold the Pig.
Green Acres would probably have less gunfights and explosions ... and I tend to go to movies almost exclusively for the gunfights and explosions (and car chases ... and non-plot-related nudity).
SnakeDoc
Why not, they already butchered McHale's Navy.
And did everyone see the "reimagined" Hawaii Five-O coming to TV this fall?
There's still a Magnum, P.I. feature film project kicking around, too.