Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 06/09/2010 10:36:58 AM PDT by llevrok
A Thurston County sheriff's deputy tased a man twice early this morning after he interrupted the man having sex with a woman outside a home in the 14000 block of Vail Cutoff Road, according to the sheriff's department.
Patrick Bergin, 21, of Yelm, was placed under arrest on suspicion of third-degree assault, Thurston County Chief Criminal Deputy James Chamberlain said.
According to Chamberlain:
The incident began around 2 a.m. when a deputy was responding to a complaint of loud music outside a residence on Vail Cutoff Road. As the patrol car approached the residence, its lights passed over a couple having sex on the lawn.
The couple began to put their clothes on, and the deputy approached them to ask for identification. The woman who was with Bergin screamed and tried to run away. Bergin approached the deputy, and ignored commands to sit down. Both the man and the woman appeared "highly intoxicated."
The deputy believed that Bergin was taking an aggressive stance, and believed that he would be assaulted, so he shot the barbs from his Taser at Bergin. Bergin ripped the barbs of the Taser from his chest, and continued to approach the deputy. As Bergin continued to approach the deputy, the deputy reloaded the Taser and shot it again. The Taser's barbs struck Bergin in the arm. Bergin was subdued and placed under arrest for third-degree assault.
Chamberlain said Tuesday that it is very unusual for a person to be able to rip the barbs from a Taser off of his or her body while receiving an electrical jolt
Lock them in their house for two months as punishment.
zing ping
Fire water can do that to a guy . . .
Twice eh? wow! Good for him....I’d stop after just one tasing:)
I guess he won’t be worrying about a 4-hour erection.
I’m not quite seeing where he did anything to “assault” anyone - even if he did “advance”.
When did the English language become gibberish?
Wonder if he told the deputy that he was next,
electrifying sex ping
I find this incident shocking.
So who was the third degree assault he was charged with.The woman or the police officer.
The story leaves a lot to be desired. The story say’s she tried to get away, did she or didnt she.? Maybe the guy was only trying to cover her escape. The story says it is unusual that a perp can tear out the taser barbs while being tasered, obviously they dont know the fired up nature of a guy who is about to orgasm and is then interrupted.
No way!
“Oohhhh...Hit me again Officer...hit me again...”
lol
Probably women cops getting a thrill!
He got cop-blocked.
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