[Ditter]

I laugh at my neighbors because they have a burglar alarm. Their alarm company calls me when their alarm goes off. I always tell them I run over in their yard with my camera because I want to snap a picture of a burglars face when he is coming out of their house(I don’t really). I don’t think these people will ever get robbed, not with those huge dogs inside the house.

[Judith Anne]

I never fear being alone at night. My mastiff is always alert, even when he’s snoring. Not a joke.