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Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum
The AP ^
 | 3/26/10
 | Unknown
Posted on 03/26/2010 3:59:38 PM PDT by RedDogzRule
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunk; jpb; possum; resuscitation
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To: RedDogzRule
    Better than a live possum.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:00:39 PM PDT
by 
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
 
To: RedDogzRule
    Just a guess.....Obama voter?
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:01:01 PM PDT
by 
PROCON
(We WILL remember in November!)
 
To: RedDogzRule
    He had to think that he was helping Nancy Pelosi.....
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:01:14 PM PDT
by 
Howie66
(The one redeeming thing about liberals: their tendency to kill their own.)
 
To: RedDogzRule
    Something 'smells' in this story.
 
5
posted on 
03/26/2010 4:01:17 PM PDT
by 
UCANSEE2
(The Last Boy Scout)
 
To: RedDogzRule
    Just completed his ObamaCare rehab program.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:02:00 PM PDT
by 
FormerACLUmember
(The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. - H. L. Menken.)
 
To: RedDogzRule
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:03:49 PM PDT
by 
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
 
To: JoeProBono
To: RedDogzRule
    Who hasn’t done this? Sometimes us country boys can’t find a date.
Sheesh.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:05:58 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
 
To: cripplecreek
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:08:19 PM PDT
by 
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
 
To: JoeProBono
    Besides, a possum has a pouch and can hold my keys if I get too drunk to drive.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:09:30 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
 
To: RedDogzRule
    One of my long lost UAW “brothers” no doubt. LOL
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:10:10 PM PDT
by 
exnavy
(May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
 
To: cripplecreek
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:11:26 PM PDT
by 
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
 
To: RedDogzRule
    I’ll bet Obama won’t pay this guy’s bill.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:11:55 PM PDT
by 
gitmo
( The democRats drew first blood.  It's our turn now.)
 
To: JoeProBono
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:13:01 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
 
To: RedDogzRule
    How many Aggies does it take to eat a possum?
Two.
One to eat and one to watch for cars.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:14:16 PM PDT
by 
dirtboy
 
To: cripplecreek
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:15:14 PM PDT
by 
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
 
To: cripplecreek
    Oh, man, I want to see the after photo.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:16:15 PM PDT
by 
aruanan
 
To: RedDogzRule
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:30:50 PM PDT
by 
llevrok
(I want Jack Bauer's job.  He only works one day a year!)
 
To: RedDogzRule
    Forgot his spoon, evidently.
 
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posted on 
03/26/2010 4:45:07 PM PDT
by 
Wicket
(God bless and protect our troops and God bless America)
 
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