My son said it was Bill Engvall. You will like these others on this website.
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“Mominems gone down to the store.” means “My mother and a few others have gone down to the store.”
That phrase might be followed with, “Yongo too?” which means “Do you want to go too?”
“Smatter chew?” means “What’s the matter with you?”
“Usedtacould” which means “Used to be able to.”
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It’s only funny if you understand how we speak!